"WARNING! Boobies Inside" T-Shirt – Playful Body-Positive Tee

Proceed with caution. Or don’t.

The Warning! Boobies Inside t-shirt is playful, cheeky, and proudly body-positive. It pokes fun at the way society simultaneously sexualizes and polices bodies, especially breasts, while reminding everyone that having a body is not a crime.

Comfortable and easy to wear, this tee brings humor into conversations about anatomy, normalization, and bodily autonomy without taking itself too seriously. It’s silly, it’s true, and yes — there are, in fact, boobies inside.

Specs

• Soft cotton feel
• Classic unisex fit
• Crew neckline
• Printed to order to reduce waste

Perfect For
✔️ boob-havers and boob-appreciators
✔️ body positivity enthusiasts
✔️ people who enjoy harmless chaos

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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