"No Fake O's" T-Shirt – Sex-Positive Tee

Proceed with honesty. Or don’t… but mom will know.

This tee is bold, hilarious, and a teeeeny bit menacing in the most loving way. It playfully calls out performative pleasure while championing real communication, real sensation, and dropping the scripts we were taught about what we’re “supposed” to do in bed.

This shirt brings humor into conversations about authentic pleasure, sexual communication, and unlearning performance culture. It’s cheeky without being explicit, and it lands that perfect mix of funny, relatable, and slightly unhinged “dommy mommy energy.”

Soft, comfy, and easy to style, it’s the kind of tee that gets laughs at brunch and starts very real conversations later.

Specs
Soft cotton feel
Classic unisex fit
Crew neckline
Printed to order to reduce waste

Perfect For
✔️ recovering people-pleasers
✔️ pleasure communication nerds
✔️ anyone done pretending
✔️ lovers of chaotic supportive energy

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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