"No Fake O's" Micro Rib Tank Top – Sex-Positive Graphic Tank

Proceed with honesty. Or don’t… but mom will know.

This tank top is bold, hilarious, and a teeeeny bit menacing in the most loving way. It playfully calls out performative pleasure while championing real communication, real sensation, and dropping the scripts we were taught about what we’re “supposed” to do in bed.

This shirt brings humor into conversations about authentic pleasure, sexual communication, and unlearning performance culture. It’s cheeky without being explicit, and it lands that perfect mix of funny, relatable, and slightly unhinged “dommy mommy energy.”

With its fitted, mid-length cut and soft ribbed texture, this tee is made for looking cute while starting conversations you actually wish people were having.

Perfect For
✔️ pleasure-havers done performing
✔️ communication queens, kings, and royalty
✔️ sporty spice with boundaries
✔️ anyone channeling loving but firm “mother” energy


• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• 1 × 1 micro rib
• Pre-shrunk
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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