"WARNING! Boobies Inside" Cropped Baby Tee – Body-Positive Crop Top

Proceed with caution. Or don’t.

The Warning! Boobies Inside t-shirt is playful, cheeky, and proudly body-positive. It pokes fun at the way society simultaneously sexualizes and polices bodies, especially breasts, while reminding everyone that having a body is not a crime.

Comfortable and easy to wear, this tee brings humor into conversations about anatomy, normalization, and bodily autonomy without taking itself too seriously. It’s silly, it’s true, and yes — there are, in fact, boobies inside.

With its fitted, mid-length cut and soft ribbed feel, it’s easy to style and made for serving looks while casually dismantling shame.

Specs
52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic Heather colors: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²)
Micro rib fabric for a soft, stretchy feel
Fitted silhouette
Sleeves with contrast coloring
Pre-shrunk fabric for lasting fit
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

Perfect For
✔️ boob-havers and boob-appreciators
✔️ body neutrality & body positivity babes
✔️ lovers of harmless chaos
✔️ people who believe bodies aren’t obscene

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

All of our products ship from a warehouse in either Arizona or Michigan.  Orders are processed within 1-2 business days and typically ship within 3-4 business days.  You will receive tracking information via email once your order has shipped. 

All orders are discreetly shipped from "NALCOR" in plain packaging or US Postal Service packaging. It will not indicate the origin or contents unless required for international customs purposes. Our business name, MOTHERLODE, is not used anywhere on the outside packaging.

It is up to you to know what types of laws exist in your area. We are not responsible for items that authorities decide are to be confiscated. We can not be held accountable for items that are illegal in your state or country.

In the event of a package return due to improper address or other problem, the customer is responsible for covering the fee to reship.

We cannot be held responsible for stolen or misdelivered packages. We will do our best to support you in righting the situation, but we cannot guarantee a re-shipment or a refund.

Local Pick-Up
We also offer local pick-up for select orders! Local pick-up requires staff approval beforehand. Please contact us at hi@ageosexploration.org to arrange local pick-up for your order.