"No Fake O's" Fitted Crop Tank Top – Body-Positive Graphic Tank

Proceed with honesty. Or don’t… but mom will know.

This cropped tank is bold, hilarious, and a teeeeny bit menacing in the most loving way. It playfully calls out performative pleasure while championing real communication, real sensation, and dropping the scripts we were taught about what we’re “supposed” to do in bed.

This shirt brings humor into conversations about authentic pleasure, sexual communication, and unlearning performance culture. It’s cheeky without being explicit, and it lands that perfect mix of funny, relatable, and slightly unhinged “dommy mommy energy.”

With its fitted, mid-length cut and soft ribbed texture, this tee is made for looking cute while starting conversations you actually wish people were having.

Perfect For
✔️ pleasure-havers done performing
✔️ communication queens, kings, and royalty
✔️ sporty spice with boundaries
✔️ anyone channeling loving but firm “mother” energy


• 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US/Mexico
• 82% polyester, 18% elastane for production in Latvia
• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²) in the US/Mexico
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²) in Latvia
• Material has a four-way stretch, which means fabric stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains.
• Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn
• Body-hugging fit
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
• Blank product components sourced from Mexico and China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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