"No Fake O's" Cropped Baby Tee – Sex-Positive Crop Top

Proceed with honesty. Or don’t… but mom will know.

This baby tee is bold, hilarious, and a teeeeny bit menacing in the most loving way. It playfully calls out performative pleasure while championing real communication, real sensation, and dropping the scripts we were taught about what we’re “supposed” to do in bed.

This shirt brings humor into conversations about authentic pleasure, sexual communication, and unlearning performance culture. It’s cheeky without being explicit, and it lands that perfect mix of funny, relatable, and slightly unhinged “dommy mommy energy.”

With its fitted, mid-length cut and soft ribbed texture, this tee is made for looking cute while starting conversations you actually wish people were having.

Perfect For
✔️ pleasure-havers done performing
✔️ communication queens, kings, and royalty
✔️ sporty spice with boundaries
✔️ anyone channeling loving but firm “mother” energy

Specs
52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic Heather colors: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²)
Micro rib fabric for a soft, stretchy feel
Fitted silhouette
Sleeves with contrast coloring
Pre-shrunk fabric for lasting fit
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

All of our products ship from a warehouse in either Arizona or Michigan.  Orders are processed within 1-2 business days and typically ship within 3-4 business days.  You will receive tracking information via email once your order has shipped. 

All orders are discreetly shipped from "NALCOR" in plain packaging or US Postal Service packaging. It will not indicate the origin or contents unless required for international customs purposes. Our business name, MOTHERLODE, is not used anywhere on the outside packaging.

It is up to you to know what types of laws exist in your area. We are not responsible for items that authorities decide are to be confiscated. We can not be held accountable for items that are illegal in your state or country.

In the event of a package return due to improper address or other problem, the customer is responsible for covering the fee to reship.

We cannot be held responsible for stolen or misdelivered packages. We will do our best to support you in righting the situation, but we cannot guarantee a re-shipment or a refund.

Local Pick-Up
We also offer local pick-up for select orders! Local pick-up requires staff approval beforehand. Please contact us at hi@ageosexploration.org to arrange local pick-up for your order.